you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
(via brandiharry)
you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
(via brandiharry)
a moment of silence for all the teenage couples who compare themselves to Romeo and Juliet
(via veggetablemonster)
WHY
what are you doing omg
I wanna be popular, let me just set my tits on fire.
wow.
shhhhh.. just let boobs be set aflame
I SET FIRE TO YOUR BOOBS
WATCHED THEY BURN AS I
TOUCHED YOUR FACE
(via annathemarmotqueen)
THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE
waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD
WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT
“I’m covered in sweat and I’m woozy. And we do a couple takes and Jensen’s sitting there next to the camera looking at me like, ‘This is horrible.’ And then Jensen’s like, ‘Guys, it’s over. We’re going home. We’re not doing this now.’ Which was super nice because I really could not do it.”
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(via annathemarmotqueen)
stain3dglasseyesandcolorfultears:
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can i join
“wrong Doctor” they said
“not David Tennant” they said
“what are you doing with that torch” they said
(via gesangschwein)
#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. #clint barton #hawkeye #the avengers